Humuhumunukunukuapua'a

So it was my anniversary the other day. I decided it would be nice to compile a cross species matrix comparing my wife to humus. In a painstaking 33 point review, she won in 25 of 33 categories, tieing in 5, and unfortunately losing to humus in 3. All in all, this definitively and scientifically proves that she is at least 500% better than humus, which are undeniably great. It is rare when I get to spend so much time with someone so great, so I guess I am pretty lucky. Also, if I ever have to go an extended period of time without humus, I rest assured in the knowledge that I have access to someone 500% better. This is honestly really great.