Humuhumunukunukuapua'a

I am thinking about purchasing an undulate triggerfish. For those of you who do not know, undulate triggerfish are mean. They are very mean. They are very, very mean! They are very, very, very mean! What I am basically trying to convey here is that they are extremely mean. Extremely! They are savagely ferocious. They are down right nasty. They are bloodthirsty killers! They are overly and excessively aggressive. They are meticulously efficient eating machines that strip flesh from bone with ease! They are living snapping jaws of doom, capable to crushing bone in their powerful mouths of bloody death.

I am considering names for this new trigger - here are some I have thought up so far
Undular the Destroyer, Renthrax the render of Flesh, and Pickles.

I think that he and I will be good friends, so long as he does not try to hard to tear my finger from its socket and feast upon it with delight. Personally, I think it wouldn't be a good habit for him anyway, because he could only have such a treat a total of ten times over the course of this life... and this would be frustrating for him because it is hard to ration a limited quantity over a great number of years. You don't want to waste them now do you?